I don’t have much patience for teens…they can be annoying as fuck in oh so many ways and the mall-queens and kings frequently get on my nerves with their posing and arrogant ass behavior when I’m trying to get my shit done and get the hell outta there. But the teens in Teenies Exposed 1 give me hope for the future generations, cos even tho these teen broads are totally into themselves like so many others, they’re also happy to show their self-love and display their naked bodies for our enjoyment before revealing their true slutty natures as they get nasty with some intense cock-play and fuck sessions. That’s a trade-off I can handle.

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The great thing about cartoons and toons is that the most unrealistic situation can be drawn, with the only limitations being the imagination of the artist…

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Blonde bimbos may not be good for much, but they sure know how to ride cock and work it skilfully with their pussies, mouths, hands and asses…oh, and for those with the fetish, they’ll sometimes go to town on your rod with their dainty little feet too.

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PinkandPerfect.com is filled with the juiciest and most succulent pink pussies you can find…just like this one.

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Now don’t get me wrong, in no way shape or form am I a racist, I just see things in the same way as Bruce Springsteen…and there ain’t nothing wrong with that. Anyways, when I picture American creampies in my head, I see blonde blue-eyed all-American cheerleader types getting gangbanged by whatever team they’re cheering for (or whatever team happens to be around) and while American Cream Pie 2 is a hot movie in it’s own right; it does fall short of my stereotypical expectations.

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This FuckHerRight.com picture reminds me of #763 on my list of 1,000 things to do before I die…

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PinkandPerfect.com knows what we want to see in both porn and real life, and they consistently show us what we want to see and in the ways that we want to see it…

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When people have idealized a personification of envy or jealousy, they have always for thousands of years depicted these passions as female in nature…yet another stereotype that rings true.

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Okay, enough of this bullshit. Bobby Rinaldi, I’m calling you out…and Wildlife productions, that’s right, you know I’m talking about you too. Time to find out where you’re based and come down and heads will freakin roll! I am so sick and freakin tired of people titling things as though they are something that they aren’t or something cool (that’s right Will.i.am, I am talking about you and your dumbass name too). Like you could’ve just called this ‘Hot Chicks Fucking’ and people would’ve watched it for that, instead of lying and implying that I’m gonna get to watch some chick constantly getting her holes simultaneously stuffed…especially since your movie didn’t actually have that.

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Some guys must not own mirrors…that’s the only explanation for idiots like this that we encounter all too often.

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Southwestern States have the lowest divorce rate in the continental United States…my studies have shown that this is because of the geographical histories for these areas.

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FuckHerRight.com is lucky enough to have scored this very rare picture of the most famous celebrity of the last two hundred plus years, getting in some summertime fun before his busy winter season starts from back in his youth.

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Chubby Chasers 7 is a movie that really lets the good times roll; as a matter of fact there are more rolls in this movie than in the average bakery, but unlike many BBW movies, this one has the advantage in that many of these rolls or at least the sweet pastries inside are also more succulent looking than in the average bakery. My biggest complaint with this movie is they really ripped us off on duration. Perhaps the producers felt that what they lost in length they could make up in girth…in a way they were right cos a couple of the chicks in this movie are damn hot, totally know how to fuck, and are better stacked than the Vatican library.

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We get all kinds of girls on Hogtied, but Carly Parker was an original. Not just your typical porn star, Carly has an amazing personality that is real and comes across as real.

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This is one call girl cock-banging that will make you call out when you cum. Sure the chicks could be hotter but the variety and vivacious sexuality more than makes up the balance in beauty and overloads it with orgasmic energy to spare. I mean hell, next time I think about going to the bar to get laid, instead of spending the money on some stupid bitch who might not know how to give head later I wish I could call an agency like this and get such professional service…since just watching it these chicks made me shoot such a heavy load, I can only imagine what they could do in real life.

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Legendary comedian George Carlin, perhaps most famous for his routine “Seven Words You Can Never Say on TV,” dies at 71. He succumbed to heart failure. Carlin leaves behind not only a series of memorable routines, but a legal legacy, his most celebrated monologue, a frantic, informed riff on those infamous seven words, led to a Supreme Court decision on broadcasting offensive language. “Carlin, who had a history of heart trouble, went into St. John’s Health Center in Santa Monica on Sunday afternoon complaining of chest pain and died later that evening,” said his publicist, Jeff Abraham. He had performed as recently as last weekend at the Orleans Casino and Hotel in Las Vegas.”He was a genius and I will miss him dearly,” Jack Burns, who was the other half of a comedy duo with Carlin in the early 1960s. Carlin constantly breached the accepted boundaries of comedy and language, particularly with his routine on the ‘Seven Words,’ all of which are still taboo on network TV.Despite his reputation as unapologetically irreverent, Carlin was a television staple through the decades, serving as host of the “Saturday Night Live” debut in 1975 and appearing over 130 times on “The Tonight Show.” He produced 23 comedy albums, 14 HBO specials, three books, a couple of TV shows and appeared in several movies, including “Bill and Ted’s Excellent Adventure” in 1989. He won four Grammy Awards, each for best spoken comedy album, and was nominated for five Emmy awards. Last week, it was announced that he was being awarded the 11th annual Mark Twain Prize for American Humor. Carlin started his career on the traditional nightclub circuit pairing with Burns to spoof TV game shows, news and movies. “George was fairly conservative when I met him,” said Burns, describing himself as the more left-leaning of the two. Carlin was born on May 12, 1937, and grew up in the Morningside Heights section of Manhattan. After dropping out of high school in the ninth grade, he joined the Air Force in 1954. While in the Air Force, he started working as an off-base disc jockey at a radio station in Shreveport, La., and after his discharge in 1957, took an announcing job at WEZE in Boston. In 1960, he left with Burns for Hollywood to pursue a nightclub career as comedy team Burns & Carlin. His first break came just months later when the duo appeared on Jack Paar’s “Tonight Show.”Carlin is survived by wife Sally, daughter Kelly, and brother Patrick Carlin.

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Dude….as if….unfortunately right wing fascist America that we live in now is like totally wayyy too conservative for us to have such a cool place to hang and bang. Something like this you gotta go to eastern Germany or some equally debauched disneyland of decadence out there in nowadays euro-slut Europe. But as far as a fantastical fantasyland to fuck in, Club Godiva is a place and a movie that will roxor your boxers.

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Finally a movie with more soul than Terms of Endearment mixed with Shaft and blended with Superfly. Oops, did I say soul? I must be dazed and confused from the smell of all these feet…I meant sole.

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Matthew McConaughey admits to being drunk in Nicaragua, but says tabloid reports of his behavior are only partly right, and that he didn’t put the moves on any ladies.While his pregnant girlfriend Camila Alves was away, McConaughey partied. Sources claim he was partying the night away at a bar in San Juan Del Sur, Nicaragua, where he allegedly made fast friends with the female patrons. But Matthew says that the tabloid only got part of the story right.”Matthew was acting like an out-of-control 18-year-old,” claimed a witness who was at the Iguana Bar. “He already seemed to be drunk when he arrived alone, and he only got worse from there on.” As the evening went on, Matthew was said to enjoy the company of several women, “throwing his arms around them and trying to kiss them, and trying to dirty-dance with a few out on the floor.” The witness claimed, “He was a mess, slurring his words and stumbling around.” He also lost track of his shoes somewhere along the way. “A few minutes after he finally left the bar, someone found him searching through a ditch outside,” a source said. “When they asked him what he was doing, he mumbled, ‘I’ve lost my flip-flops!’” The New York Daily News, who had also reported on his partying, received an e-mail from McConaughey and he denied he put the moves on any fellow bargoers but admitted to the rest of his boozing behavior.”Drunk? Absolutely,” Matthew wrote. “Nicaragua is a beautiful place, epic waves, the best surfing I have ever been on. And, yes, I’m still looking for my left flip-flop. So if anyone finds it floating around down there (it has 6:22 stitched into the side), please send it my way. There is a reward.”

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The Beach Boys, The Who, Buddy Holly and many others say that there ain’t no cure for the summertime blues, but that’s because back in their day Summer Bash had not been made yet. If it had been though I’m sure it would have at least inspired another couple of albums from the Beach Boys. A summer party like this is definitely a way to get rid of any blues except for the inevitable morning after ones (which at least served to tell you that you had a hell of a fine time).

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One of the greatest writers, pioneers and producers of all time who helped forge television viewing into what we have today as well as breaking many of the barriers of the times he lived in was Stirling Silliphant who created the edgy 60’s TV adventure drama Route 66…that famous Inter-America epic highway that is immortalized through song, film and the many many people who travelled it just to say they could. I bet Stirling wishes he could’ve lived long enough to have made this movie and broken some more barriers with this version of a trip down Route 66.

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We congratulate Berlin for her fifth Hogtied appearance. If you’re a good bondage model you get invited back. If you’re great you get invited back a third time, if you make it to a fifth Hogtied shoot you are the best of the best.

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A TOUCH of glitz and glamour has joined the Australian Olympic team thanks to the film star looks and sparkling talent of hockey debutante Kate Hollywood.

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HOLLYWOOD—-uWink , an interactive dining experience serving classic American comfort food with a modern twist, opens its doors to a brand new location today at the famous Hollywood & Highland Center in Hollywood, California.

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